You Should See the Other Guy

Injuries sustained in the past three weeks:

1) Black eye earned while playing, "Save me from the Dog Shark!" with nephew Boudreaux. You should have seen the other guy. He laughed his little 4-year-old bottom off.

2) Two bruised knees from practicing trips in Acting Shakespeare's Comedies class. "I made you all promise not to fall," the teacher said. What else could I say but, "I meant to do it."

3) Strained muscle around vertebrae just under ribcage from hyperextending back during a yoga pose. Yes, a yoga injury.