Shakespeare Kitsch

What this has to do with anything about Shakespeare, his plays, Tudor England, the Renaissance, or anything related to Henry VIII, is beyond me:

Perhaps you need a Shakespeare Kleenex dispenser when a rose by any other name not only smells as sweet but also aggravates your allergies? Or would that be quintessence of dust causing you to sneeze? Maybe you require a tissue to wipe out those damn spots? Or meeting noses trade common colds? Did Titania have an allergy to animal dander in earlier drafts? What a piece of work is man, how infinite in faculties to create the baseless fabric of this vision!